So the first day in I'm sitting on my swing drinking my smoothy and eating some strawberries and this squirrel came up. And I was like AWWWW squirrel. And I went back to doing my social networking. Then it kept coming closer and closer and I was like........THEN THE THING JUMPED ON MY LEG AND WAS LIKE CHICHICHICHICHICHICHIEEEEEEEEE
and I was like OMFG WTF GET THE F OFF OF ME MOTHER-FER an I kick/shaked it off and I have never run faster well I don't think so, I probably I have but I was like
PANT PANT PANT WTF
This is why I don't leave my room.
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